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The Hutong Drifter

“You have no idea where you are and you've decided that's the point. Your step count is a cry for help.”

No destination, no ticket, no plan — just alleys, side streets and whatever is around the next corner. You find the things nobody writes down, and you could not lead anyone back there if your life depended on it.

Saves a card you can post. It has a QR code, so whoever sees it can take the test too.