You are

The Slow Steeper

“You paid for a three-city trip and spent it in one chair. Correctly, but still.”

Tea, mahjong, an afternoon that goes nowhere on purpose. You come home with fewer photos and more actual memories than anyone else on this list, which is either wisdom or an excuse — you have stopped caring which.

Saves a card you can post. It has a QR code, so whoever sees it can take the test too.